HOW TO PLAY:

WASD to move around, space to advance text boxes. Individual key presses are recommended. To advance the story, watch for when character's mouths are moving as they'll have something to say.

This is the last Bitsy game with a story I've made (so far) and I'm not quite sure how I feel about it. I was intending for it to be funnier than it turned out for one thing. The problem was I was going from one screen to the next thinking up "wacky" things to happen just so I could have a story to tell instead of coming up with a central idea and building from there like I did with my other games. I don't hate it, and I don't regret putting it online, but it is a testimate to how something can come out of your head a little mishapen.